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Matelots sing-a-long lyrics, Aladdin

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Alladin

There once was a lad called Aladdin
Who had a magic lamp,
He bought it from a matelot who was fathoms up a tramp,
He bought it from this matelot to see what he could get,
and he rubbed and he rubbed and he rubbed and he rubbed,
and he aint got fuck all yet.

Chorus
Oh fa la la la, fa la la lee
Fifteen matelots and one rupee
Feed of arse up a sycamore tree
Cor, bugger janner

The Sultan said to Aladdin
My palace you will paint
Aladdin like a big OD
said "no I fucking ain't"
But he drew himself a one inch brush
and a pot of black enamel
and he rubbed and he scrubbed the arsehole of
the Sultan's favourite camel.

Chorus
Oh fa la la la, etc

Change of tune
Half a pound of flour and rice
makes a lovely clacker
Just enough for you and me,
Cor bugger janner.

Oh how happy us would be,
when we goes back to the West Country
Where the oggiz grow on trees,
cor bugger janner.

You make fuss, kiss my arse,
make fast the dinghy.
You make fuss, kiss my arse,
make fast the dinghy.

And we'll all go back to Oggie Land,
To Oggie Land, to Oggie Land,
Yes, we'll all go back to Oggie Land
Where they don't know sugar from
Tissue paper, tissue paper, marmalade and jam.

Shout
OGGIE! OGGIE! OGGIE!

Response
OI! OI! OI!
OGGIE - OI!
OGGIE - OI!
OGGIE! OGGIE! OGGIE! - OI! OI! OI!

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